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« on: December 09, 2008, 06:21:08 AM »

EZ you post what you want for xmas, and the person below you is Santa but he dosent always gives you what you want. And then you write what you also want from Santa, to continue the game.   Example:


1st post

Dear Santa:
I want the coolest pair of roller skates ever.
thx <33 , Lavey.


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Santa>>
Dear Lavey:
Sorry but I already gave them to Nim. YouŽll get a barbie doll instead.

~~ Dear Santa:
I want a new Wii game.



And thats it =) . Have fun peoplez <3

Now to start...
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Dear Santa:
I want a cool and caring boyfriend that wont cheat on me. Pretty please??
Love Lavey <33
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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 06:52:59 AM »

dear lavy im so sorry but all the guy's are gay...... (im so sorry)

dear santa: i want a nice warm glass of milk
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2008, 07:02:24 AM »

Dear ChrisFhang, we're all out of warm milk. You may have some (delicious) cold rat milk.

Dear Sandy Claws,
        I would love a nice pair of Purple converse.
                         With love, from your favourite superHero,
                                                                    WeirdlyHero.
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2008, 07:08:17 AM »

dear hero: i have failed to find purple, but i have found those pink "i am a woman" shoes with "i am a woman" decals written all over it and that says "i am a woman" every time you take a step.



dear santa: i asked you for a bike, i've asked you for a gamecube, toy soldier, muffin, death, cheeze, and lastly nail clippers. each year you fail to give me any of those.
i want a non-coal item



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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2008, 07:10:34 AM »

dear m-p3x9 we faild to send you those item's because you sent your letter's to late each year if you have any concernss plese conttact our servise desk for help

dear santa i want a apprentice something like hero has.
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 07:12:13 AM »

Dear ChrisFhang
        I hear your constant plea for an apprentice, yet the Hero is soooo fucking awesome, you may have a teddy bear.

Dear Santa
        I want BrackenWood to be a real place, and i want all the people on here to be able to hang out with eachother.
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2008, 07:18:40 AM »

dear hero that may be possible but im to lazy

dear Santa please this teddy bear gave me crab's can i has an apprentice =3 =3 =3 =3
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2008, 08:30:34 AM »


Dear Chris: Yes you may. *hands an old hairy fat man* There, his name is Augustine.


Dear Santa: Can I have a new ferret for a pet? plzz ~Lavey
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2008, 09:46:47 AM »

Dear lavey: sorry, they were all out of nice, new ferrets. so here's an old, cranky one.


Dear santa: make it so it's halloween every day and christmas on saturdays.
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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2008, 10:00:19 AM »

Dear Nimnim,
I like to hang with my man the Easter bunny and sleep on my days off. If you take my off work days away, all 364 of them? Well.. I'll just have to refuse. But I am a kind man, You may have Droopy. My Elf that makes all the crappy stocking toys that break in the first weeks that that are toyed with.
Yours Sincerely,
Santa

Dear Santa, I'd like a job for Christmas. So I can finally move into a bigger place so my girlfriend can move out of her crazy parents place and in with me. Please be a well paying job at very least.
Thank you for your time,
Zerrich
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2008, 11:34:18 AM »

Dear Zerrich, sorry, all the big homes are taken. would you like an apt?


Dear santa: you owe me 600 dollars, cough em up.
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2008, 12:04:54 PM »

Dear Nimnim,
I have spent the money on cough syrup, elbow grease, and sleeping dust. But never fear! I will use extra sleeping dust on you when I come to your place. XOXOXO
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Dear Santa,
I want a hot new car. So hot it melts the snow as I drive.
Zerrich
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2008, 12:12:12 PM »

Dear Zerrich,

I'm sorry, but there was a malfuction in the melting feature on the car and it melted itself. To make up for it, you'll get a new hot wheel car set. Merry Christmas, Zerrich.

Dear Santa,

I wish for FL Studio 7 and musical talent of any kind.
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2008, 01:34:10 PM »

Dear Zerrich,

I'm sorry, but there was a malfuction in the melting feature on the car and it melted itself. To make up for it, you'll get a new hot wheel car set. Merry Christmas, Zerrich.

Dear Santa,

I wish for FL Studio 7 and musical talent of any kind.
Dear Relym,
Then practice, and sell lemonade. I'll be doing everyone a disservice if I just gave them whatever they wanted.

Dear Santa,
Some of my friends don't believe in you. I want you to bless us with your godly presence in broad daylight.
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2008, 04:02:51 PM »

dear cake: i am a vampire and cannot be be in daylight. i hope you understang

*next to the milk* dear santa: i know i've been bad... so i poisoned the milk you probably just drank with a rare incurable disease. I am the only person in the world with a cure. give me a FREAKEN PIG PLUSHY or i will never give you the antidote.
love me <33
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A diamond never feels precious.
It isn't about what you feel like- it's about who you are

I saw this on *halowood*'s sig and i had to see the context... snowman just became a million times cooler and this forum that much more awesome 0.o

Yeah I wasn't about to let her come in here and keep that shit up. I like this forum.
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