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« Reply #105 on: August 24, 2009, 09:35:03 PM »

Dear Woo

Even if i did bring you a teddy bear
it wouldn't be your friend!

-Sincerely Old St. Nick


Dear Santa

I have no monopoly money but i have all the other pieces
can i have at least the monopoly money?

- Please oh please oh please? Kris Gray
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« Reply #106 on: August 25, 2009, 10:16:21 AM »

Dear Child #59938202894746103837283,

No.

Signed,

Sintoh Cluse

Dear Santa,

Are you gay?

Call me,
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« Reply #107 on: August 25, 2009, 08:33:49 PM »

Dear Relym

It is very unprofessional, and most deffinately against company regulations, to date clients. If you truely wish to persue the matter you would be required to officially forfit any and all rights to SantaClause and Co gift delivery services LTD and the HappyElvesUnion toy factory. I am afraid that this is as far as the matter is likely to go.

yours, Santa.


Dear Santa

Could I please have a christmas that doesn't include my aunt comming over and making everyone grumpy, before storming off in a haff because we're mad at her? I'd really like that for christmas.

thankyou
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« Reply #108 on: August 26, 2009, 08:27:19 AM »

Dear Woo,

I am sorry to inform you that your aunt is actually my sister, and the act of banning her from your Christmas holiday would make me dead meat.

No, this doesn't make me your Uncle,

Santa


Dear Santa,

If I rake the lawn, can I have 5 dollars?

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« Reply #109 on: August 26, 2009, 10:58:50 PM »

Dear Relym

I'm tired of explaining this. I'm not your father, I'm not your Uncle, I'm not your neighbor, and I'm not your friend. I don't even have a lawn. I have nothing to gain from this, and I can't afford to just give away money. So no, no I will not. Go ask a parent or something. Keep out of my hair, and my garden.

- Santa


Dear Santa

could I have a kitten?

- love, Woo
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« Reply #110 on: August 27, 2009, 08:57:48 AM »

Dear Woo,

Does it have to be alive?

-Satan Santa

Dear Santa,

Ketchup?

-Relym
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« Reply #111 on: September 08, 2009, 08:38:28 AM »

Dear Revlm.

No. Got milk?

Santa.

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Dear Santa,

Could you bring home some bread? We're all out...

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« Reply #112 on: September 08, 2009, 09:22:50 AM »

Dear Mrs. Clause

Thats your job you lazy
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Dear Mrs. Clause
The elves here Santa walked off with a gun
and shot poor earl what did you do to make him so mad?

The Elves and Santa

Dear Santa

Really some ketchup for Relym
he really needs it he has a horrible
disease called KD
Ketchup Deficiency.
You can burn my house down if
you just get Relym that ketchup!

Sincerely TheGrayK
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« Reply #113 on: September 08, 2009, 11:20:55 AM »

Dear TheGrayK,

In all my years, I have never heard of such a strange condition. I will most definitely give him some ketchup.

Looking forward to arson,

Santa Claus


Dear Santa,

What's worth living for?

-Fake Emo Child
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