TheGrayK
That Awesome Guy You Know
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« Reply #105 on: August 24, 2009, 09:35:03 PM » |
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Dear Woo
Even if i did bring you a teddy bear
it wouldn't be your friend!
-Sincerely Old St. Nick
Dear Santa
I have no monopoly money but i have all the other pieces
can i have at least the monopoly money?
- Please oh please oh please? Kris Gray
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The novelty of my own mortality has yet to be torn,
While the vulgarity of my existence has made its welcome worn.
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« Reply #106 on: August 25, 2009, 10:16:21 AM » |
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Dear Child #59938202894746103837283,
No.
Signed,
Sintoh Cluse
Dear Santa,
Are you gay?
Call me,
Relym
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« Reply #107 on: August 25, 2009, 08:33:49 PM » |
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Dear Relym
It is very unprofessional, and most deffinately against company regulations, to date clients. If you truely wish to persue the matter you would be required to officially forfit any and all rights to SantaClause and Co gift delivery services LTD and the HappyElvesUnion toy factory. I am afraid that this is as far as the matter is likely to go.
yours, Santa.
Dear Santa
Could I please have a christmas that doesn't include my aunt comming over and making everyone grumpy, before storming off in a haff because we're mad at her? I'd really like that for christmas.
thankyou
-Woo
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« Reply #108 on: August 26, 2009, 08:27:19 AM » |
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Dear Woo,
I am sorry to inform you that your aunt is actually my sister, and the act of banning her from your Christmas holiday would make me dead meat.
No, this doesn't make me your Uncle,
Santa
Dear Santa,
If I rake the lawn, can I have 5 dollars?
Relym
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Woo
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« Reply #109 on: August 26, 2009, 10:58:50 PM » |
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Dear Relym
I'm tired of explaining this. I'm not your father, I'm not your Uncle, I'm not your neighbor, and I'm not your friend. I don't even have a lawn. I have nothing to gain from this, and I can't afford to just give away money. So no, no I will not. Go ask a parent or something. Keep out of my hair, and my garden.
- Santa
Dear Santa
could I have a kitten?
- love, Woo
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« Reply #110 on: August 27, 2009, 08:57:48 AM » |
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Dear Woo,
Does it have to be alive?
-Satan Santa
Dear Santa,
Ketchup?
-Relym
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Foxtrot Wolfwhistle
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Wiccan and Art Student
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« Reply #111 on: September 08, 2009, 08:38:28 AM » |
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Dear Revlm.
No. Got milk?
Santa.
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Dear Santa,
Could you bring home some bread? We're all out...
Mrs. Claus
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TheGrayK
That Awesome Guy You Know
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« Reply #112 on: September 08, 2009, 09:22:50 AM » |
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Dear Mrs. Clause
Thats your job you lazy
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Dear Mrs. Clause
The elves here Santa walked off with a gun
and shot poor earl what did you do to make him so mad?
The Elves and Santa
Dear Santa
Really some ketchup for Relym
he really needs it he has a horrible
disease called KD
Ketchup Deficiency.
You can burn my house down if
you just get Relym that ketchup!
Sincerely TheGrayK
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« Reply #113 on: September 08, 2009, 11:20:55 AM » |
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Dear TheGrayK,
In all my years, I have never heard of such a strange condition. I will most definitely give him some ketchup.
Looking forward to arson,
Santa Claus
Dear Santa,
What's worth living for?
-Fake Emo Child
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