Spammy Fantasy I

[Samuel]

"Oh no, we have to fight..." Said Sam. He was a Rifter. Not a fighter.
"AAGGHH GOOD AH WANTED TO SHMASH SHUMMIN! *Hic*" Of course, that's why he'd brought along Blarghargh...

[LavenderFairy]

A man suddenly stepped in the center of the courtyard, he was wearing a red coat over his clothes as well as a matching red hat with black feather. "Ehmm!", he cleared his throat loudly, making everyone pay attention to him.

"Dear conquerors, its time now for the eliminatory rounds. As you may know, the king only wants the fittest ones to go on the quest for the Golden Title".

He raised his arms to silence them once more as the fighters began talking excitedly. "However, the number of fighters allowed to pass will only be 6 of these 50 fighters we have here".

Mreow crossed her arms over her chest, "Hmmm... so that´s how it is". She leaned on a wall and shot a glance at Squishy who seemed to be lost in his own thoughts about his tube. "I hope he can fight too".

"We will form teams of two. The one standing next to you is your partner. Now, the girl with the cat ears and the.. uh.. the man holding that thing, you´re up first".

[Samuel]

*Between Sam's crafty Rifting and Blarghargh's fists of fury, many opponents fell before the duo.**

[Nimnim]

Squishy brought his never-thaw giant squid down on many, each one amazed at how mighty, and tasty, the squid was as a weapon. Squishy laughed a metallic, almost demonically metallic, laugh as he brought down his squid, whose eye started moving, down on his last enemy.

[Samuel]

*Sam opened a Rift in the squid's path, so that it was going right for the back of Squishy's head!*

[LavenderFairy]

"Not so fast!" , Mreow counterattacked with her claws and pushed Squishy out of the way. "Hiyah!", she then delivered a hard kick to the attacker´s chin. "Take that!".

Suddenly a whistle was heard, interrupting them. The man in red stood in the middle, his hands lifted to each of his sides. "Hold on now... you guys are vicious". He pointed to the other warriors who were all crying on the floor. "You almost killed all the others".

Mreow sighed while Squishy poked his squid. "Meow... so, this means?". The man nodded, "Yes indeed, you my lady and the other gentlemen have won the tournament! Now please follow me inside the castle for your banquet and the full quest instructions!".

 

[Samuel]

Samuel followed Blarghargh who followed Mreow who followed Squishy who followed that guy.
"BAAAH! Ah wash onleh gettin' wahrmed uhp.."
"Shut up, Blarghargh." Said Sam.

[Tobias116]

Name: Plaguehand
Sex: N/A
Species: Possibly human, but now a lich
Age: +10'000 years
Weapon: Glacier Cold Spoon
             (Item Description:) (For fun)
+100 to intelligence
-10 Strength     
+20 Warcraft Nerd
+1 Lichdom

On equip: Grants one wish (I wished for a cereal bowl).
On use: Scares away polar bears for 3 miles around you
On use: Gives lag to nearby players
"Property of Icetooth Snowmountain, legendary Icicle slayer of DOOM!!"

powers: Can manipulate water of any kind (then I mean, ice, atmospheric water and stuff... not all liquids)
obsessions: Energy drinks
idiotic thing that you hate: Humans!!! 

A muffled cry escapes a snow man in close proximity to the recently won battle. The head then, for some reason falls off and a skeletal head with to frozen blue orbs as eyes and a black hat emerges instead of the snow man's head. "HAHAHA" it exclaims as the head hits the ground with a "SPLAT" sound. "IT WORKED! I WON! I KNEW THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!" the skeletal being exclaims extremely loudly, though he doesn't have any lungs, nor vocal chords. "Oh, sorry." it says, "I haven't contacted real people for atleast 500 years, I was stuck in the Ice Cream Cone of Eternity for atleast 1000 years." he says with a frown. The huge snow man then explodes and the over two and a half metre's tall lich emerges out of it.

"So, what is this epic quest of yours? Are we to steal apples from the king's dressing room?"

[Airy]

You guys are geniouses. You should all be comedians together. You've been cracking me up for the past hour or so while i read it. GENIOUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!