Hear Well Now The Tale Of The Chocolate Queen
And Her Actions That Often Became Obscene
Her Seductions Steamy, Her Plots Insidious
Ironic It Seems, Seeing That She Was Hideous
Things Were Only Done The Way She Preferred
Her Name Was Olga Engusvansniff The Third
She Ruled Her Small Kingdom, In Her Shop By The Cliff
All Things Went Perfectly For Queen Engusvansniff
Her Skin Was Yellow, Her Hair Was On The Rise
Her Dress Was Defective - It Engorged Her Thighs
She Boasted About All The Scandals Of Her Youth
As The Stories Were Told Beyond Her Snaggle-Tooth
As She Would Bark Orders, Day In And Day Out
People Watched In Awe As Her Mole Bounced About
She Thought She Was Glorious, They Knew She Was Not
Until Something Out The Window Her Eye Had Caught
A Scene Wherein She Saw The Candyman’s Shop
Placed, Not Next To Nearest Tall Hill, But On Top
It Was Her Quick Wit That Made Her Maniacal Plan
That Had Compelled Her To Seduce Mr. Thandinann
While She Meowed And Purred, He Was Not Impressed
He Was Distracted, She Kept Getting Undressed
He Could Only Think Of What Flavor She Would Make
He Decided To Make Her A Chocolate Cake
So Consider This As You Continue To Chew
Do Not Think Of What It Is You Eat . . . But Of Who
You Should Try Not To Panic And Try Not To Fret
Just Recall The Meaning Of “Death By Chocolate"
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