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« on: March 28, 2009, 04:49:49 PM » |
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Post chuck norris facts here.
Chuck Norris wasn't birthed by his mom, he gave birth to himself.
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 03:41:47 AM » |
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Chuck Norris was born fully grown and dressed.
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 08:42:37 AM » |
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Fact: Chuck Norris sued the guy who compiled a book of these 'facts.'
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 08:55:15 AM » |
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In soviet russia Chuck Norris watches you.
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2009, 01:48:57 PM » |
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* Chuck Norris was the first person to successfully e-mail a roundhouse kick.
* If you can see Chuck Norris, you're about to die. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you're about to die.
* Chuck Norris got lucky before his dad did.
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 06:09:10 PM » |
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If a tree falls in the woods and no-one hears it, Chuck Norris hears it.
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2009, 07:02:53 PM » |
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The universe was created after chuck norris ate a bean burrito and farted on a match.
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2009, 08:05:54 AM » |
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- If you have 5 euros and Chuck Norris has 5 euros, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 06:11:07 AM » |
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Chuck Norris built Rome in a day.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
The universe was created when Chuck Norris punched God in the face.
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In the time it took you to read this sentence I have caused someone to waste the same amount.
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2009, 12:04:01 AM » |
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Every day Chuck Norris kicks himself in the face to trim his beard, because only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Mr.T once wanted to see who was stronger. They went to the beginning of time so no one else would get hurt. Mr.T blocked a roundhouse from Chuck Norris, and the resulting release of energy came to be what we know as the Big Bang.
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2009, 12:53:31 AM » |
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You know that guy Moses you're always hearing about? Scientists and historians have discovered that there is a translation error in regards to what he was referred to.
His name was Norris, they can't really find out where this "Moses" came from.
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2009, 12:24:23 AM » |
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The Roundhouse kick has been legally changed to Chuck Norris Jr.
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2009, 03:02:23 AM » |
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Outer space exists because it is too afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.  |
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2009, 04:40:28 PM » |
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Mr. T once told Chuck Norris that he was a sissy girl.
Mr. T was had such a bad concussion, he can no longer use complete sentences or correct grammar, and hair can only grow on certain parts of his head.
(I didn't make that up.)
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John and Mary had never met before, much like two hummingbirds who had also never met before.
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2009, 11:32:41 AM » |
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Chuck Norris once beat a snake in a staring contest.
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