The Adventures of Sam 2: OMGWTFBBQ

[Samuel]

( Continuation of http://www.biteycastle.com/smf/index.php/topic,68.0.html )
Once...there was a mighty warrior. His name; was Samuel... he faced off against many foes...
Lunch thieves... (T.T)OO===(^.^)O[LUNCH]O
Evil Sandwiches... [>:3]X) IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SANDWICH EAT YOU!
Moving walls... [MOVINGWALL] (O.O) [MOVINGWALL]
And giant twinkies. (OMFG_A_TWINKY)
He went through hell (literally) and has just escaped the old topic..but unfortunately for him...
=======o(^.^)O La do de da....
                        (ALIENS)
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                         O(O.O)O
These guys are taking your game into outer space!!!!
HOW TO PLAY
Make suggestions as to what to do next and guide Samuel through this hellish world of his own imagination.
EXAMPLE: [DOOR] o(o.O)O   [CHEESE\
"Eat the cheese."
(^[CHEESE\ OMNOMNOMNOM
And now.... our story begins.
Sleeping Alien-> (Z.Z) [ O(O.O)O ] <-Plasma Cell
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

[LavenderFairy]

Make a sexy dance for the alien to open the cell xD

[Samuel]

<(^.^<)<(^.^)>(>^.^)>
(Z.Z) zzZZZzzzZZZ
[ O(-.-)O ] I don't think it's working.

[La Soruf Solmur]

Ask the alien out for a date tomorrow evening.

[Samuel]

(Z.Z) [ (O.O) ] Hey, wanna-
(#.#) #(%JK:JWEKT#()@^#@()TU#@%.
 [ (o.O) ] I think there's a bit of a language barrier...