Quotes

[Halowood]

new guy - /b/ I'm depressed, what should I do?

/b/ - kill yourself lol.

[Relym]

"Morrow is fast arriving, fair maiden
And as the sun doth provide light and warmth
Such effect your smile has upon my heart
For as light brings such faultless guidance
Every day with thee is one without fault
As long as thou art mine, what is fear?
One thing, just, which is forgotten
With humble patience, the sun doth claim
Its path across a melting sky
Much like your gentle tenderness
Hath raked a fissure within me"

-Not anonymous, but not famous enough to be remembered by name. No, it's not Shakespeare.

[Halowood]

My mum's not pedobear! - Asked me to not reveal their name.

Remember, remember the 5th of November, the gun powder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot. - V

[Relym]

"My mom is yellow. No, I don't mean that my mom is colored yellow, like with paint or something. I mean that she actually is yellow. My mom always says that red was my father, but one look at me will tell you otherwise."

-Green

If anyone knows the reference, they rule.

[Halowood]

Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

[Relym]

"It seems as though the side effects of your medication have caused you to develop HIV, AIDS, several forms of cancer, extraneous tumors, osteoporosis, heart disease, blood clots, liver failure, kidney failure, and brain damage. But hey, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do ya?"

-Paul Schneider

That's my Geometry teacher. He gets way off topic sometimes.

[Halowood]

"please allow my son an extension on his homework because he vomited all over his homework"
All because of me. I feel special.

[Relym]

"You're a bright kid. You're just lazy as hell."

-Every teacher I've ever had.

I just had conferences with my teachers. It's the same story every year.

[Nimnim]

"you're a brilliant kid, but you seriously have got to stop being so lazy. especially if you want to get to that college you want. heck, to get into college at all. seriously, it's all fun if you're a hard worker and smart. then the parties are even better"
-Mark Howard. my AVID teacher.

[Samuel]

"There's a fine line between courage and stupidity. I built my house upon that line." - Me

[Relym]

^great quote^

^69th post^

<silly<

"There's an even finer line between love and obsession. I try to stay as far away from that line as possible."

[Halowood]

"  'He started it.'

'It's not who starts it it's about who finishes it. If someone starts a war they wouldn't give but they would to finishes it.'

'If the one who started it finished it he would get a medal.'

'Not if the one who started it didn't start it or finish it'

...
'I'm sorry I jave to get out of the car the stupidity is bottling up in here.'   "

[Relym]

"Excuse me, may I have the honey pork?"

"Do you mean the honey ham, ma'am?"

"I'm sorry, that's it. I can't believe I'm forgetting the names of meats already."

"What do you mean, ma'am?"

"Oh, I just became a vegetarian yesterday."

[Samuel]

"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself." -FDR

[Nimnim]

"If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts/Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax."-MST3k (mystery science theater 3000)