Destroy the Wish

[Shayphis]

Here are the rules:

First you post a wish:

"I wish i could fly."

Then the next poster grants, but destroys that wish:

"Wish granted, but you fly into a jet turbine."

That poster will then post their wish and the cycle continues.

I'll go first:

I wish that i had some pie.

[ASP]

It's poisonous.

Wait, does it have to be plausible or doesn't it matter?

Anywho, I wish I was never in bad health.

[Relym]

Hey, there's already a thread like this. It's called "Corrupt a Wish." The rules are exactly the same.

[Halowood]

Still an awesome game.