The WTF INN-The Spammiest RP in Existence!

[Nimnim]

neme: barinos
race: Gallifreyan
Hair color: black
skin color: kinda tanned.
eye color: blue
clothing: disco pants, a long jacket, and a 10 gallon hat.
other: has a tardis disguised as a portopotty. inside it has the disco-style design.


a portopotty suddenly appears in the hotel, and a strangely dressed man comes out, "hello"

[Darkly Chaotic]

a wry grin cracks across the face and it melts back, leaving no trace of its presence. the man steps into the room and blasts a figurine with a fire spell. a form rises from the wood in the lobby, dressed in traditional butler suit it says " you appear to be lost, can i help you?"

[Samuel]

--Blarghargh--
Race: unknown
Appearance: Mostly human, but with 4 arms instead of two, and his face consists of one giant eye, beneath which is a mouth full-o-fangs. Two slits for nostrils exist where his nose should be. Resident brawling champ of the lobby. Also an alcoholic.
~Blarghargh stomps up to the butler and the newcomer.~ "Oi! Whodayya think ya are (hic) jush bargin into mah turf!?"
"Stand down, Blarghargh, you'll get yourself hurt." ~Quipped a random person.~ "YA WANNA FIGHT? DIDUN THINKSHO! (hic)"

[Nimnim]

Barinos drew his sonic-screwdriver, which was red, and aimed it at the chandelier above ~Blarghargh.

[Samuel]

(Don't be afraid to get aggressive with combat situations....when you kill a character, they just respawn. :p)
~Blargargh is too drunk to care that it's being aimed at the chandelier!~
"Dun try yer fanshy tricksh! Jush tell me-who da ya think ya are, shtompin' onto mah tur...f...." ~He takes another drink of his beer and promptly collapses from an alcoholic overdose.~

[Nimnim]

the chandelier falls down, crushing ~Blarghargh.."well then, that's taken care of" the time lord says in a western accent.

[Samuel]

"He'll just respawn, ya know..."
~Sam pops out of a Rift.~ "No one can actually DIE here...."

[Nimnim]

"really? damn" the time lord says, he then sits down and pouts....

[Samuel]

"Why the long face?" ~Sam laughed.~ "Blarghargh just likes to pick fights. Stay away from him, and hopefully he'll stay away from you. This isn't really his turf, never was, never will be."

[Darkly Chaotic]

with a distantful fart, the butler melts back into the woodwork, and the wizard appears in the lobby, standing in the middle of the floor holding a skull and a half empty whiskey bottle

[Samuel]

~Sam watches as Blargargh respawns elsewhere and gets into a fight with a random patron.~ "Ah, the chaos of this place is what I live for...actually, that, and pizza. Yes, the chaos of this place and pizza." ~He sits down on a random chair and immerses himself in the said chaos.~

[Woo]

name: Velvet.
age: unknown, looks about 18/19, lives 'forever' in relative comparison to her world. ie: lives from the beginning of the world to the end, then starts over.
Eye colour: deep, vibrant purple.
Hair colour: Black with a hint of green, her hair is actually feathers that look like hair, and have beads threaded onto them.
Skin: very pail, almost glowing with an ethereal light.
height: about head and shoulders above everyone else.
general appearance: a beautiful but wild young woman of unusual height and stature. she dresses in slightly ragged clothes, a jacket, t-shirt and jeans. she can't ware shoes because she has talons instead of feet and... dun dun dun! Wings. :O really huge feathery ones. she also has a rather noticeable bust, which gets an unfortunate amount of attention being at about face level of everyone else.

 A large, deep blue portal appeared on the ceiling, the place seen through it a shimmering, dark world of swirling dappled light... then the portal began to drip. Then a powerful jet of water shot from it, then a torrent... soaking the floor of the lobby, and the unfortunate people standing too near. Then, with the water shooting from the portal overhead, came a figure.
The water stopped, the portal dissolved, and the figure that had fallen though leaped up, gasping for air.
  The woman was soaked, from head to heel. She stood, shook her head and wings of water, and looked around he chaos of the lobby, shivering and dripping wet.

[Samuel]

"Whoa!" ~Sam stood there, soaked.~ "Greetings, miss...welcome to the What the Fuck!? Inn!"

[Lynley]

Name: Bella
Age: Lost count after 140, looks around 20
Hair color: Short, neon green with royal blue roots
Eye color: Burgundy
Height: 5'8
Clothing: Bright pink t-shirt, with bright yellow smiley face, blue-jean shorts, rainbow stockings and pink converse shoes

Name: Jake
Age: 17
Hair color: Shoulder-length, dirty blonde
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5'5
Clothing: Dark red hoodie with skull and crossbones on the back, jeans, and old tennis shoes

A large oak door suddenly swings open from the wall. A young man is tossed carelessly though the opening, followed by a woman. The man lets out a shriek, "Ugh, you landed on my crotch!" The woman pushes herself up and promptly kicks him in the ribs.
"That's what you get for not listening to me," she growls. "I told you not to piss him off, but noo. You just had to-" She stops, noticing the crowd of people and waves. "Yo, I'm Bella. Why's it so wet here?"

[Samuel]

"Ask her..." ~Said sam, pointing at the new arrival.~