Due to the level of seriousness from certain events in the other City of Umbra thread, I felt it necessary to split reality for events to continue appropriately.
The rules:
1. No petty arguing
2. No thinking this is a serious RP, because it probably isn't
3. No characters based on yourself. Doing so can lead to your humiliation.
4. No panicking.
5. No godwinning.
The point of this thread is for entertainment. With that said, please avoid doing random things for random sake. A little randomness or dues ex machine here or there are good and humorous, but too much of it and it starts getting bland. Be creative, guys.
I will now post anything important from the other thread leading up to where the realities take artistic license. If I miss anything, oh, well. If I missed something that is important to you, just post it in your next post.
Name: Runose
Race: Hybrid, Demon and vampyre.
age: born in the 1600s, but exact age is not known,. he appears to be 18-21.
element: no
abilities: able to summon a sword, which appears as a black cloud and solidifies into a sword. has Giant bat wings on his back.
weapon: a silver blade, decorated with a skull-shape at the hilt. a pair of pistols that he constructed himself.
eyes: red.
hair: silver
Name: circum spectat
Race: Demon
age: unknown, pops up throughout history as various nobody figures
element: darkness
abilities: can solidify the shadows into various forms, is shadow
weapon: ^read above entry^
eyes: reflective silver, like mercury
hair: n/a
Name: Amber.
Race: Human, Kekyh clan. (Some say that the Kekyh are in actuality a completely different race. But many disagree.)
Age: 14-18. Uncertain.
Gender: Female.
Element: None, normally.
Abilities: Learning. This character can learn to do anything. The full explanation is a bit long so it won't be put here. If you want it ask.
Weapon: None.
Eye color: Purple.
Hair color: Silver
Hair length: Long.
Clothing: Blue pleated mini-skirt, black leggings, beige school coat.
Name: Cada nelak
race: cy-Demon
age: uncertain
gender:masculine voice, supposedly male.
element: none
abilities: has a laser built into his left eye, has a metal left-claw.
weapon: Metal claw and laser eye, pretty much all cybernetic implants.
eye color: left eye is a bright blue color. right is glowing red.
hair color: no hair.
skin color: a copper color with some metallic brown thrown in.
other traits: lost most of his body in a battle with a demon hunter. he was repaired
by a demon who had stolen experimental technology from medical and battle
equipment facilities.
trivia: name is an anagram.
Name: Razorwind
Age: Uncertain
Race: Dark Elf
Gender: Male
Abilities: Absorbtion and conversion of energy.
Weapon: Ninja-to, blowgun, crossbow
Name: Yuri Kaneda
Race: Platygirl
Age: Born over 2000 years ago, but looks like she's 15.
Element: Of surprise
Abilities: Able to magically remove any and all unnatural hair coloring from anyone in a 10-mile radius. Each affected individual can also never again color their hair through any method. It's magic.
Weapon: A stuffed rabbit key-chain that turns into giant 7-foot-long broadsword whenever she utters the word "kawaii". It, of course, is also indestructable. She also has two semi-automatic pistols made of magic indestructible corundum (it's regularly a 9 on the mohs scale, but the magic makes it unbreakable.) They can shoot underwater because they have a magic crest carved into them.
Eyes: Really big. Blue.
Hair: Natural pink.
Description: Yuri is a platygirl, meaning she is a cute little girl who appears mostly human, but with a beaver tail and webbed feet. She has poisonous fingertips, just like a platypus, and she has the innate ability to sweat one big, giant drop of perspiration in her hair whenever embarrassed. She is the daughter of a powerful vampire mafia boss, but is in love with the son of her coven's rival.
Name: K-101
Race: Killergiser
Age: Manufactured 35 years in the future but looks like a huge 7 foot 12 year old.
Elements: Mostly titanium, hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, silicon, lithium, gold, nitrogen, nickel, plutonium, & unnelhexium.
Abilities: Super-duper strength, instantanius mathematical & logical calculations, & complete invulnerability.
Weapons: The powerfull servos in it's every limb, & a sawed off shotgun.
Eyes: As for the organic eyes that people see on the outside, the left one is green & the right one is purple. The real photoreceptors underneath however, cannot even be called eyes, but rather the terrifying blood-red gateways to a soulless evil that does not sleep.
Hair: blue
Name: Kamrad Sovetsky
Race: Communist
Age: unknown
Element: Red
Abilities: He can cast magic spells such as "Summon Sputnik," "Summon ICBM," "Red Scare," and "Russian Reversal"
Weapon: The Hammer of Industry and the Sickle of Peasantry aid him in purging the world of capitalism, freedom, and the American way.
Eyes: two
Hair: cast-iron black
Description: Kamrad Sovetsky has a dark and mysterious past. It is rumored that he was separated from his parents, who were relocated to Siberia, at a young age. he then lived with his aunt in Chernobyl until the nuclear plant melted down, killing everyone but him. Instead of dying, he got super magical powers and an extra kidney. He seems to be bitter over something that happened around the early 90's.
Name : Peter Alexander
Race: Homeless Person
Occupation: Collector of used cans
Weapon: Incoherent ramblings and stray cats
Abilities: Sculling goon
[The following is a log of posts from the old thread starting from page 5. Follow that link to read everything from the people who posted it. Click here to start from the beginning of that entire thread.]Yuri walked through the door of whatever room most of the other players are in and takes a seat, wherever that is, and purrs to herself.
[Amber] watches the platigirl walk in and sit down, still waiting for an answer from the girl with the dead body.
Razor-Wind walks into the room with Amber and Yuri and takes a seat next to Amber.
Amber turns around, eyes following Razor-wind as he sat down.
Her eyes widened and she scuttled back-wards, her eyes then went to Yuri.
"Wow... This is the first time I've actually seen creatures like these... And a dark elf!" Amber shuddered slightly and then shook it off. She began to walk around and look closely at the surrounding creatures, "Woah... A vampire... Werewolves, a platypus..." She stopped, stood up straight and exclaimed, "This is amazing!"
Razor-Wind says to Amber "you do realize its not polite to make comments on peoples race. Learn some manners small blood."
Amber stares blankly at the dark elf then sniffs, "Whatever. I've had to deal with manners for thirteen years of my life. I just graduated from Paepen(the most renowned university in the area) and can finally live for a bit without them."
Razor-Wind says at least you didn't come from dark elven culture speaking to your elder like this they would use an acid pen on your back. But enough about my dark elves my name is Razor-Wind and you are. Razor-Wind extends his palm flat.
Amber looks dubiously at Razor-wind's hand before grudgingly taking it.
"Amber Kekyh."
"Yay!" Yuri exclaims as the other patrons surround the table. She finishes dealing the cards and looks curiously at her hand, her eyes bigger and mouth smaller than normal. "Hmm... Let's see." After a brief pause, she giggles innocently and closes her eyes. "I don't think I'll take any more cards!" she says, cutely unaware of the bluffing element of the game, "My hand is perfect!"
[OOC: It's okay! Yuri's a girl's name, too.]
Yuri continues to to sit quietly and look around, noticing the attention she's getting. It soon becomes too much and the bashful little girl stops purring and blushes, innocently. At about that time, her Apple iCount watch starts beeping.
"Oh! Will you look at that!" she chirps. "It's almost bikini o'clock. Who here wants to play some strip poker?" Yuri takes out a deck of cards stylized with lollified Tim Burton characters and starts to deal the cards, oblivious to whether anyone actually accepted her invitation.
Razor-Wind says I'll teach you some proper dark elf greetings later if you want but for now I got invited to strip poker. Razor-Wind quickly jumps over to take a seat in front of yuri saying deal me in as soon as he lands.
Amber's eyes widen at all the sudden movement. "Wha... Strip poker?"
She walks slowly toward the collecting people and just sort of stands nearby looking uncertain.
[* * *]
Kamrad Sovetsky steps out of the outhouse, glancing back and forth suspiciously. The moonlight glints off his eyes and off the red star of the ushanka atop his head. Suddenly, a vampire leaps out from the toilet and latches on to Sovetsky's neck and starts sucking. Kamrad glances unimpressed at the vampire.
"In Soviet Russia, blood suck vampires."
The vampire shudders, unlatches from Kamrad's neck and falls to the ground, twitching as it turns into a communist.
[* * *]
[Back in the bar]
Razor-Wind puts on a smug grin staring at his cards and says I'm ready how many pieces of clothes do we want to wager per hand.
Yuri laughs, closing her eyes while doing so to show how funny she finds the situations. Without changing any other facial feature other than her mouth, she replies to Razor-wind "Don't be silly! This is five-card draw! Once you finish a hand, all the losers have to remove a single piece of clothing. You're so kawaii!"
Realizing what she just said, Yuri gasps. She grabs her little plush rabbit key chain and thrusts her hand out so that it is as far away from everybody else as possible. Just then, the plush rabbit key-chain explodes into a giant metal blade with a ridiculously long handle which her hand grasps, replacing the rabbit. The blade is as thick as a slab of concrete and elegantly crafted, to the point of impracticality, and completely indestructible thanks to magic properties. While looking like it could be used as a butter knife capable of flattening a pile of hot asphalt like a steamroller, she holds it like it has no weight of its own.
"uh oh..." she mutters to herself, innocently.
Amber jumped back as the blade sprung from Yuri's keychain.
She quickly calmed herself and took a few steps back to where she was standing previously.
She sighed, May as well watch them...
A swipe of a finger behind her created a glowing white trail in the air. She sat on it as if it were a chair, which perhaps it was, and crossed her legs.
[* * *]
Kamrad Sovetsky shuffled down the street, glaring at anyone passing by. He had no idea where he was. needed a drink, and no capitalist pig would stop him. Eventually he came across an establishment called the 'Whimsical Weeaboo.' His knowledge of the English language could not make sense of the strange name, so he simply passed it off as some kind of American thing. He sat down at the bar and waited for the bartender.
"What would you like, sir-san?"
Kamrad looked up. The bartender was a strange-looking man with a wide grin. His eyes were held tightly shut, the line of his lids making a strange arc.
"Vodka," Kamrad grunted.
"What? Did you say Sake?" the bartender asked, still grinning with his eyes closed.
"Vodka." Kamrad was getting irritated. How did this guy even know he was there? The idiot has yet to open his eyes even once.
"I'm sorry sir-san, we only carry sake, ramen and pocky, but I must say it is delicious sake, ramen and pocky and-" Kamrad punched the bartender in the face. If the bartender had opened his eyes (if he even had them), he would have seen it coming.
"Open your eyes, pig-dog, and see the truth." He said, pointing to the red star on his hat. No one questioned what truth had to do with the establishment's choice of products, but they, along with Kamrad, were too concerned with the disturbance coming from the poker tables. Kamrad pulled his hammer and sickle out of his thick jacket and waited to see what happened.
Razor-Wind hardly blinks as the large blade expands in front of him. Razor-Wind says wow such a large blade for a little girl compensating for something eh?
In the whimsical weeaboo, the security grabs hold of [Kamrad], and handcuff him, "you are in violation of Umbra law 441 chapter 3, you must never beat or damage in any way a bartender, no matter where they are, or who."
"Wuuuuh?" Yuri replies, big-eyed with a series of diagonal lines appearing across the middle of her face over a blush of pinkish-red. She was confused by his question. What would she be compensating for? She was clearly female. Perhaps he thought her tail was too small or not flat and paddle-like enough.
"Well you don't even have a tail, mister-san!" she says, pointing over dramatically in his face. A weird, x-like shape appears on the left side of her forehead and begins to pulsate. Suddenly, she notices a security guard seize hold of a strange, lifeless-looking man without so much of a smile on his face, cold godless, liberty-deprived eyes, and a big cuddly, furry hat. The thought of a man with such a fuzzy hat being heckled by the authority makes her angry.
"Hey, you!" She yells, again pointing over dramatically at the guard with her angry expression never changing with the exception of her giant mouth. "Leave that nice little man alone!"
"Shut up or I'll taze you, bro!" the guard replies.
"Oooooh!" she grunts, turning red in the face like a teapot building up a steam. "I'll show you, you big meanie!! CANTI!!!"
Suddenly, a large, 9-foot-tall sleek-designed robot armed with guns, a guitar, and love smashes through the ceiling and lands on the floo, cracking the floorboards and creating a small but noticeable crater where it lands. It stands up and throws its fist into a fighting stance.
Razor-Wind says crap and I had a royal flush too. Sit back down platygirl and lets atleast finish the game and just so you know I am not supposed to have a tail but you are. If you win I promise I'll free the man in the funny hat.
Kamrad glared at the security guard who had just slapped a handcuff on his left arm without attempting to first disarm him. The strange girl ran up and started berating the security guard in his defense. Was she, perhaps, one of the members of the communist party? though Kamrad, surprised at her willingness to aid him. Nevertheless, he whirled around, using the cuff to pull the security guard close allowing Kamrad to hold the sickle in his left hand to the guard's throat and lining the hammer in his right hand atop the sickle, putting the guard in a headlock.
"You cannot take freedom from a man who has none," he spat at the guard, before beheading him.
Amber watched whatever was happening, she wasn't sure, still atop her light line chair.
Yuri looks back at Razor-wind, her mind a complete blank. She has forgotten much of what just happened. She enthusiastically sits back down after cheerfully dismissing her robot friend.
"Okay," she says, "I have an ace high!" After a quick pause, she realizes she has lost this round, along with the day-walking fallen-angel-turned-demon-vampire-lycan-hybrid sitting next to Razor-Wind and the short, scrawny, but boyishly handsome young lad who is allergic to love, who has big, round glasses and a confused look on his face; clearly he is only at the table to provide hilarity to the situation because of his comical awkwardness in the presence of attractive young women.
The three must then take off one piece of clothing. The awkward young lad, normally having attractive, single women flocking to him as a way of clichéd comedy, removes his glasses. The racially-ridiculous figure removes his tattered, blood-red magical scarf that he wears even when it is clearly not cold outside. Yuri looks around her outfit to find an article of clothing to remove, but her highly-revealing nurse's outfit is merely one piece, and she cheerfully removes the whole thing, revealing a colorful bikini underneath.
"Hooray! Jikoku wa bikiniji desu!" She exclaims, "It's funny because it taboo!"
Amber laughs as Yuri removes her outfit to reveal the bikini underneath, "Not sure I expected that. So who won?"
She looks at the group to gather which of them had not removed any clothing.
[OOC:for anyone that has mystical cheating senses Razor-Wind is cheating.]
Razor-Wind smirks and says okay next hand lets get rolling I get to keep the clothes at the end right?
Peter Alexander dances thoughtfully in the corner.
Just then, a rumble slowly shakes the city. The beverages on the poker table begin to shake. Yuri gasps as the rumbling gets louder and more noticeable. The patrons look outside into the streets to see what happens. Suddenly, there appears a spooked herd of mudkips, stampeding through the steets, causing structural damage to many of the buildings and trampling dozens of people caught in their path.
"Oh no! We have to do something" says one of the demon-vampires with a dark and mysterious past. The heavily armed individuals in the bar (all of them) jump to their feet and ready their weapons. They burst out the door and start firing/slicing their way through the hordes of mudkips. Yuri rushes to stop them.
"No! But I luuurve mudkip! (emph emph emph!)" she protests. But it is no use. Until a wise old demon wizard appears out of a portal of black fire in the middle of the street and angrily addresses all of the combatants.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!” He yells.
Kamrad realized that they really needed to flee the area. Ghost wizards, he could handle. Demon wizards? No way in Hell. He motioned to the others to follow, under the assumption that they were are supporters for the American Communist Party. They ran upstream of the stampeding mudkips. A boy was running through, along with a taller man carrying an umbrella, shielding himself from the moon for some reason.
"Motherrr! Motherrrr!" The boy cried, running towards the group.
"Have you seen my mother? She's a were-mudkip," the boy asked Kamrad.
"Nyet, and now's not the time - we really need to get out of here," Kamrad coughed.
"My dad can help! He can get some transportation! He's a were-greyhound!" the boy exclaimed. Kamrad raised an eyebrow as the boy yanked away his fathers umbrella. The tall man immediately started convulsing and screaming, as his form rippled and shifted. His limbs shortened and turned rubbery while his head melded into his torso and bloated rather quickly, his mouth shifting to the right side of his head-area.
"Oh, guuuauarghhhooonk!" The man was no longer there. In his place was a bus. Emblazoned along the side was a logo of a running dog and the word "Greyhound."
Kamrad looked at the boy. "So you're mother's a were-mudkip, and you're father's a were-bus, what does that make you?"
"Heavily medicated."
At that, Kamrad and the others boarded the were-bus and took off through the sea of mudkips, stopping at every bus stop on the way to Not Towards the Demon Wizard. Kamrad glanced at the guy who chose to sit next to him from the last stop.
"So, how'd you get to be here in Umbra?" the man asked, curious about the strange foreigner sitting next to him.
"I take Soyuz," Kamrad grunted, pointing the the distant parking garage, which had a Soyuz rocket poking out of the top.
"Ever think about 'going green'," the man asked.
"In Soviet Russia, green goes you," Kamrad said, pulling out a few ration packets labeled 'Soviet Green.' The man took one and tried it.
"Hmmm, not bad. What is it made out of?"
"It is known as 'The People's Food'"
"Yeah, yeah, it's a nice slogan, but seriously, what's it made out of? I can't even find an ingredients list on the package..."
Kamrad ignored the man and looked back out of the rear bus window. He saw a red glow in the distance, and small blue specks of airborne mudkips arcing through the sky. The Demon Wizard was following them.
The mudkips were becoming too overwhelming. Yuri summoned her robot friend to help combat the swarm. The bar patrons fought through the chaos of the stampede. One especially pale silver-haired, gold-eyed double-demon golbinslayer strayed too close to a carpentry shop and tried to reload. He looked around wildly, but due to a lack of human blood in his system, his eyes gave out and turned red. He was blind, but decided to switch over to demon-vision. He could not see any of the mudkips around him.
"Maybe they don't show up on deem-infrared" he said to his comrades. Just then, an especially vicious mudkip burst through the carpenter store's structure and grabbed him by the face, pulling him back in to the building. He gave a howl of terror.
"They're coming out of the woodwork!" his half-long lost half-brother shouted, "The walls! They're coming out of the goddamn walls!"
Yuri watched in horror. The mudkip kept coming and coming. The redundantly-mixed-raced demon from the poker table used up the last bit of ammo he had left.
"There's too many of them!" He screamed. The herd of mudkips started to climb onto him and swarm his body. He stopped decisively firing his gun and instead sprayed his last few bullets up into the air as the weight of the mudkips brought him down, screaming until he was trampled to death.
"Oh no," Yuri said to herself "All of my friends are in trouble and all I have to do is fight back, but how can I hurt all these kawaii little mudkips?"
And with that, her rabbit keychain again shot out into an implausibly large, at least 3-handed sized sword of strange and mystical origin. In appearing alone, it took out at least two dozen mudkips. She swung her blade many times, throwing waves of mudkips into the air, and yet at the same time delivering ginsu knife-like slices to their bodies. "Oh," she laughed, "That's how!"
Mudkip blood was everywhere, but still they came, stampeding through the town and turning the streets to rubble. Just then, she saw a bus plowing through the chaotic swarm. She grabbed the awkward lad, razor-wind, and Amber and used her platypus tail to propel them off of the mudkips and into the air, where they landed on the roof of the bus and climbed down through the roof's emergency door. While they were doing that, the demon wizard threw a magic blast of energy at them, but it narrowly missed. Yuri tried to catch it, and succeeded.
Yuri caught her breath. She sat down across from the strange man who was arrested by the bar security earlier. She saw him give a strange, small bag of food that seemed enough only to feed a small cat, to the man next to him and it reminded her that she had not eaten since that morning. She got out some pocky and cheerfully nommed it down. Afterward she approached the man.
"Now, promise you won't be mad at me, but I think that wizard is after you, furry-head-san" she told him, in a childishly weird voice. She extended her hand which had the magical thing she caught from the wizard in it. The magic had dissipated and instead there was a poster. She unrolled the poster to reveal a strange message.
[* * *]
With flashes of lightning, & searing heat it entered Umbra in an era that was 35 years out of date. Stage one complete. Stage two: procure some external coverings. The naked K-101 scanned its surroundings as it stepped from the smoldering crater in which it arrived. It saw a starbucks across the street. & that street too, & another over there. It seemed these humans required such a vast quantity of caffine that on every block was built at least one of these refeuling stations. It approached the nearest one. There it found a human whos size matched it's own. "Your clothes. Give them to me." It commanded in a deadpan voice. The human turned, with a shocked look on his face. "What the crap? The nudist district is on the other side of town buddy!" he said pointing. Immediately K-101 shot out it's left arm & punched the human's head off. "Inadequate responce"
Two minutes later it was fully dressed in the man's longsleeved dress-shirt, green plaid sweater-vest, khaki shorts, bright red suspenders, brown loafers, & round black-rimmed bifocals. It's disguise was complete. Now for stage three: Aquire target. Suddenly It noticed a vender nearby selling sawed-off shotguns. It grabbed one which it used to kill the vendor & all the humans around for good mesure. After reloading, it was off.
Finally, after a long walk, it arrived in the forest & came upon a certian humanoid organic talking to himself. "Are you Runose?" It asked.
"I am Xelzias, I live in Runose's body" Xelzias says, he walks further into the forest, eventually arriving at the entrance to Cada Nelak's cave. he enters and Cada notice's him, "so, are you Xelzias or runose?" he asks, Xelzias smirks, "I'm ready for the rebirth sir".
K-101 Listened to the man's responce "I am Xelzias I live in Runose's body" This obviously meant that Runose was currently using an alias. Target Aquired. Just then Runose fled & so K-101 persued. It followed his target to a cave where he began talking to another, apparently unaware of it's continued persuit. K-101 stepped into the open & faced this new being. "Do not interfere with my mission. This is my target." Then it faced Runose & said "Come with me if you want to live." Comencing final stage...
Xelsiaz/runose fled into the cave, following Cada. they arrive at a room with a stone dome in it, "now, time for the rebirth" cada says, he then starts to chant a spell and Xelsiaz/runose falls to the ground and writhes in pain, then they stop, a white mist emits from Runose's mouth, and Runose lays there, knocked out. a hole opens in the stone dome and cada manuvers the mist insidee.
[OOC: still, no one had figured out What Cada Nelak is an anagram of?]
[OOC: Anal Caked?]
The K-101 continued following Runose into the cave as he tried his best to ignore it. "HeElLoO~!!" It shouted. "It'S tImE tO pLaY nOw!" It was working. The mission from spaceweb was so far succesfull.
The dome breaks open, and a man with gray hair, yellow eyes, pale skin and batwings comes out, he was dressed in a black overcoat, pants, and a grey shirt. in his hand was a black blade. he looks at cada, "well, cada, you did a good job this time" he says, "yes, Xelzias, your body is now a near-exact replica of runose's" cada replies. runose stirs awake, he gets up and looks around, "what the hell, this is..a cave..but, oh spit! I'm in the forest" he says, he looks over to cada and xelzias, "a demon and...ME!" runose yells, attracting attention from them.
K-101 rushes runose, picks him up by the ankle, & turns to the other two saying, "Pasta la vista babies" Then it begins frolicking out of the cave still holding runose upside-down.
runose struggles to get out of the robot's grip, he then draws his blade and slices the hand at a weak point, he then flies up and torward the city, he then finds he is being followed by Xelzias, who rushes forward, blade in hand, and strikes at runose, who dodges and locks blades with Xelzias, "well now, runose, must we fight?" he says, and a fight ensues.
Runose's blade only slices K-101's outer flesh covering without leaving a scratch on the indestructable metal beneath, & though it could still have held on forever it calculated that for now it would be premature to reveal that it was not in fact human & pretended to lose it's grip with the pain. Glancing up at the fight underway before it, K-101 comments "Runose, it is illogical to combat yourself. Recombine & desist this self-destructave behavior or I will be forced to intervene. I must complete my mission"
runose fought viciously, his eyes ere starting to become more reptile like, and he had more bloodlust, he now was more erratic in his attacks, he then id something unforgivable. he grabbed xelzias's wings and broke the bones, xelzias screamed in pain, hilst runose kicks him down, watching his "brother" fal to the ground belo. "now...I need more...more blood...demon's blood" he says simply, and plunges into the forest below.
The K-101 jogged to where xelzias landed & said "Runose, you have injured yourself. Do not continue this pattern." Then it picked him up & began running away again.
Runose lands in town, and starts laughing mad, "DEAD! THEY ALL MUST BE KILLED! EXTERMINATED!" he yells, his fangs began to grow, "I need...BLOOD!" he hollers, and the crowd scatters, screaming in horror, he sniffs the air, "I smell a demon nearby" he says, he grabs a random person, "you, revert!" runose commands, the demon reverts to a traditional Satyr like demon, runose smashes it to the ground and starts to feast on it's flesh.
The K-101 followed Runose into town still carrying Xelziaz. It saw Runose descend upon a helpless demon & begin mercilessly eatng him. K-101 held up Xelziaz towards runose. "Halt!" It shouted at the half cannibal, "Which one of you is the imposter? I must verify my correct target!" His target had such a short attention span, this would be more difficult than anticipated.
circum stands up as he hears the screams and "BLOOD". quickly he runs towards the sounds, his fingers lengthening into claws. he arrives to see a vampire going psychotic, and feasting on the flesh of a demon. quickly he runs foward and yells "back off of him, come get me instead!"
K-101 pushes up it's bifocals to hide it's face contorting unnaturally for a second before it drops Xelzias & steps in front of Runose cocking it's shotgun & leveling it at Circum. "D-do not interFERE with m-my MISSion!!" It says with a growl in it's voice. ( >
grrr)
surprised at the shotgun pointed at his face, Circum steps back and then laughs. "nice try, mortal, but i hardly think that can do anything to me. tell me, can you hit a shadow?" his form melts and he slides down around k-101's feet. with a chuckle circum slips a tendril up k-101's back and manifests a face next to his.
Runose looks up from his feast, and sees xelzias in The arms of another human, he gets up and pounces on another demon, forcing it to it's true form. he stabs the demon in the neck and starts to feast yet again, He then looks up to the sky, eyes glowing red, and laughs like a madman.
Unimpressed, the K-101 adjusts it's aim to Circum's new loaction. "I'm on a mission from Spaceweb. Choose another target, this one is mine." It says as it's finger slowly tightens on the trigger.
"I don't care about your 'mission' mortal, as long as we can agree to stop him i'm game." Says Circum as he slides around k-101's form. when he finishes he extends a pseudopod that forms into a hand and holds it out for a shake.
"My mission would benifit from an end to his current distraction, however my mission parameters do not tolerate his termination." Said the K-101, glancing down at Circum's hand.
"hey, i'm not picky." Circum slides foward and, with a trick of shadows, makes demonic forms appear to slide from the alley ways.
Xelzias wakes, up, and looks around,"where am I? Help me..." he utters, he had pain in his wings, infact, his whole body hurt.
Runose finishes his feast, and flies up into the air, sword in hand, he sniffs, and finds a strange scent, "brother?" he says, he was confused.
Turning away from Circum as if the whole conversation had become moot K-101 says "Now that you are both undistracted & again aware of your surroundings it is time to tell me which one of you is the imposter or if you are both Runose then you must fuse back together. Either way my mission must go on."
"my name is xelzias, the former king of the forest, Runose killed me, and I sealed myself within his body" xelzias says, he then painfully points a finger upwards, "that's runose, the demon vampire, he has supressed his rage for years, this has never happened, in the 4 years I've been in his body anyways"
"GooooOOOooood..." The K-101 says to Runose after finally finding out his identity. "LEts gO To tHE zOo noW!! I wanna pet the monkeyI WANNA PET THE MONKEY!!!! You're my special friend..." All the while he was blasting away at the stampeding mudkips with his sawed-off triple-barreled shotgun.
[This is the point where you continue where you left off.]
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