Artistically challanged rp

[m-p3x9]

this is a new, "ruleless" rp...


Rules:

1The only posts that matters to the story is the last post (the 1st and 3rd post can be completely different stories)
2 No seriousness and No complaining
3 Never reject the reality of the last post
4 Any main character may be killed and revived as many times as desired
5 You may take over any character you like, but please gravitate to your own char

Character thingies
(please limit to only one ACTIVE main char)

name/powers: name (powers)

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name/powers: Pac-man (eats stuff)

pacman enters the bar. it is midnight and he is wearing sunglasses. the scene is also black and white. why? i had to find out.
"i hoyd of a moydah around here" i said to the bartender
"why the heck are you talking like that" another mystery i just had to find out.
"the name is pac-man, where were you friday the 7th?"
"well, i was on my way home when i brutality stabbed one woman in a kid friendly 20's detective movie way. You know, where there is no blood only a dark figure walking past and a scream that sounds like the lady is only dissappointed in the way she was stabbed. But i dont know about any murder"
"you're alibi seems sound" pac-man said. "if you find out ANYTHING" pac-man said dramaticly "then contact me on this number"

[LavenderFairy]

Lol , say what? xD

name/powers: YamiYugi/Bipolar beam!



Yami  dizzly walked around the dark streets, managing not to stumble on the lines of hobos that were just trying to sleep. "Hey bro, do you have a coin?", one of them asked. "Ha? For you? Hmmm, what if you duel me for it, huh? HUH!". The hobo raised an eyebrow, "Man just get away from me...".

Suddenly, Yami's features softened and he became kinda smaller and less handsome. "Oh you poor dear!". Kneeling down close to the man, he searched in his pockets until he found a $100. "Here mister, take this, hope it helps your sinner non-duelist heart to find its way!". Shrugging, the man took it as the weirdo walked away.

When Yami found himself in front of the bar doors he hesitated, "Oh dear, why am I in this place again?". Then it hit him, and boy it hit him hard. Trying hard not to faint, Yami became more handsome and taller again. "Ha! booze!". With that, he went inside paying no heed to the big yellow ball talking to the barman and taking a seat next to it.

"Hey sir! Bourbon on the rocks and make it double!"

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"bourbon on the rocks? That is only a thing a MURDERER would say" said the large yellow ball.
Quickly, the  Large Yellow Ball stood up and prepared for super awesome special fight. suddenly, nobodies words matched there lips. the entire bar was speaking Japanese but dubbed in English. Yellow ball reached into his pocket and pulled out an uber awesome blade.
"WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!" the Yellow ball screamed as he slowly floated towards yami openning and closing his mouth in a rythmic pattern.
yami screamed back "i remember why i came here... it was to hold these power pellets hostage!"

[LavenderFairy]

¨"Oh no you wont!", cried Yami inside Pacman´s belly. "Come out super mega ultra chicken!". He raised his arm waiting for a ray of light to shoot from it but after an hour of waiting, nothing happened. "W-what?... But why?!".

Suddenly, Lavey appeared right next to him in a ghostly form with a mocking expression. "Oooh use the Celtic Guardian Yaaamii". He glared at her, "What´s the bloody point?! You only gave me a Bipolar Beam as my power...". She frowned, "Oh that´s right... Well I guess it was nice meeting you!". With that, she dissapeared.

Yami sighed in defeat, but just then a horrible cramp filled his body and he became smaller and less handsome again. "Oh no! Just where am I? This is squishy and is full of ghosts. Oh I know! I´ll use my super special awesome Bipolar Beam technique!". Closing his eyes and concentrating all his might in the beam, a rainbow colored aura surrounded his body and shot out from him, burning the poor Pacman in the process.

"Ha! That will teach you!", said Yami now bigger and more handsome again. "Now... to find that ghost and get revenge!". ..

[m-p3x9]

(lol!)
suddenly, a loud explosion was heard. unfortunately the explosion had nothing to do with the story line so it will promptly be ignored

"yami, i challenge you to a thumb wrestle!" pacman said to protect the rights of the ghosts in his stomach
"you dont have thumbs!"
pacman's mouth opened all 360 degrees until there was just a sliver of yellow left. then he exploded
Clyde, the ghost, game back to life (if you can call it that XD )

"yami, you saved me!" Clyde exclaimed!

[LavenderFairy]

Yami smirked,"Of course I did, now you owe me your life, Servant!". Clyde raised an eyebrow, "Well ok...". Yami glared at him, "Not just ok, say, Yes master!". The ghost sighed, "Yes master".

"That's the way I like it! Now... wait.. what was I going to do?".
"You were going to get revenge on the ghost, master"
"Oh right! the ghost! And how can I find the ghost?"

Clyde glared at him, "Well master... I am a ghost, need any advice on how to find another ghost using a ghost?". Yami scratched his head, "Hmmm, I shall duel the Lavey ghost and make her give me more powers!".

POW! *a wild pikachu appears*
"Hey dude! If you are planning to search for a Lavey ghost, I have a deal for you! Come closer", said the yellow rat as he placed a portfolio on the ground next to him.

"Master, he dosen't look trustworthy...", warned Clyde but Yami was already handing the rat $100 potch. Clyde sweatdropped, "Why do I even bother".

 

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"But master, i can use confusion. It's 'super effective'" said clyde. all of a sudden he turned blue "I'm depressed"

"TAKE THIS SUCKAH!" pacman said racing at clyde "WAKKA WAKKA!" suddenly pacman and clyde were face to face. Pacman took a lightsaber out out and sliced Clyde in half.
"thats really hot... oh... that really hurt.... you know, it's hurts my feelings when you do stuff like that"
"i never knew" pacman said almost in tears.
"and the reason i've been angry with you lately, is cuz im zealous... i always looked up to you.."

pacman and clyde embraced each other in an emotional moment of sharing feeling time. on contact pacman died.
"awww...." clyde sighed.
"pika?" pikachu cried

yami air guitarred epicly

[LavenderFairy]

"Will you stop it master, you're hurting our ears". Clyde finally let go of PAcman's hands to cover his pain filled ears. "Stop I said!". Yami stuck out his tongue at him, "Shut up servant! And bow before my epic guitar playing skills!".

"Hey duuude, your friend is bleeding like crazy!" said the rat from a nearby corner. Clyde nodded, "Oh yeah, im cut in half". Yami raised an eyebrow, "Servant, you will clean up all that blood as soon as you're finished, ok ?". Clyde glared at him, "Yeah you keep talking like that!".

"Fortunately...", added the rat, "I have a cure for your cut-in-halfness!". He searched in his portfolio and took out a First Aid Spray. "This baby can heal anything! If you don't beleive me, ask Leon Kennedy, he has come back to life a lot of times with a few of this bottles! And guess what! For you, its only $100000000 potch!".

Yami took  $1000000000 potch from his pocket and handed them to the rat. "There, keep the change". He then took the spray and tasted it, "Mmmm bubblegum!". Clyde sighed, "Hey wait... can a Ghost bleed to death?". Yami looked back at him and smirked, "Touche!".

[ElectroVampy]

Name/Power : Leon S. Kennedy - Super attractiveness.

I kicked down a bar door, after hearing some manic stories of explosions, sprays, ressurections and Lavey. 'What the hell is going on in here!?'  I flipped my fringe to make myself seem intresting, sexy, yet aggressively awesome.

[LavenderFairy]

Yami turned to the sexy stranger who came in and gulped, "My... I think I just turned gay". Clyde sweatdropped, "Will you stop it master? We have serious business to attend to!". The pharaoh crossed his arms over his chest, "Nothing is more serious than handsomeness. Haven't you learned anyhting about me?".

"I also have something that will make someone else fall in lov...", started the rat but Clyde kicked it away. "Shut up!".

Leon gazed over at the two crazy beings in curiosity and took a seat in a nearby stool. "Bartender!". "Wait!!", cried Yami, stepping in between Leon and the Bartender which was awfully close. Leon almost fell down from his chair but regained his composture, "What the hell?'. "Handsome sir! You mustn't ask for Bourbon on the Rocks... it will be your doom".

The agent sighed, "Look buddy, ive fought against all type of oddities so nothing really scares me". He gently pushed the stranger away, "Whisky please!".

Suddenly, the doors opened with force and the rat entered dressed as rambo. "Its time to roll Bi****s!!!". Leon yawned, took out his bazooka and blasted the darn creature to smithereens.

Yami's eyes lit up, "Mr! You must travel with me in search for the most super special awesome item in the world! ". Clyde scooted close to Leon and whispered in his ear, "Beleive me, you don't wanna follow this guy around".

...

[ElectroVampy]

...'stupid rambo rats.'
Leon stared at Yami for a few seconds, flipped his fringe, took a sip from his drink, and calmly asked '...super special awesome item you say?...' He quickly punches clyde, flips his hair yet again, and whispers 'go on...'

[LavenderFairy]

Even though Leon's punch was hard and accurate, with Clyde being a ghostie, it just passed right through him. "Whoa! You lose your temper quite easily...", he added.

"Oh shut up Clyde!", Yami interrupted. "Oh yeah, what I was saying is, the super special awesome item is hidden somewhere in this crazy paralell universe which we can access with the rambo rat's help...".

Leon raised an eyebrow, "Could...". The pharaoh lowered his gaze, "Y-yeah". Clyde shrugged, "I think I know where said item is, and yes a ghost like me is very powerful, I could take you guys there without a problem!". Yami beamed at him, "Really! Great! Well then shall we go?". Leon nodded, "Just a second though, I need to go back to the zombie lair first to pick up some of my stuff". Clyde's eyes went wide, "Zombie lair?". The agent nodded, "Sure, its were I live. Killing them is an everyday pleasure <3 ~".

"Amen bro!", answered Yami as he followed his newfound friend to the zombie lair.

"Thank god im already dead... with these people around I would have needed a thousand lives just to be able to keep up", said Clyde with a sigh as he took off after them

[m-p3x9]

out of the dust rose the mighty pacman holding a chuck norris doll. you know what i'm talking about.

"I know the way to the Zombie layer. just first visit this website *web site url deleted* and i will show it to you"

after all characters had opened and closed out of the youtube rickroll, pacman pointed to a door acrossed the room. "that is where you will find the zombies."
"i already knew that!" yami yelled
"i dont know why i clicked on that... that was aweful" the rambo rat said in disgust.

"my name is frank, but no one ever calls me that" said unnamed character two.
no one knew why he said that.
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"To the door!" Clyde said in his normal pacman-like manner