Benjamin Biscuitboy and Princess Artistic

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One morning Queen get your head out of the clouds asked Sir. Coal Muffin to explore the caves below the kingdom. Sir. Coal Muffin was happy to do this for a good amount of golden coins. The Queen was not pleased and asked Archer Archer to burn Coal.

Archer Archer made the mistake of telling Princess Artistic who was sat by the grounds apple tree all about the plan to kill Sir. Coal Muffin. Benjamin Biscuitboy sat close by eating some of his biscuits in a barrel. He offered one to each of them, Artistic and Archer. Archer smiled and jokingly shot Benjamin in the heart.

Benjamin Biscuitboy had luckily eaten enough biscuits in his life to shield his heart with a wall of biscuit biscuits. Archer was shocked but continued with his job, TO KILL SIR. COAL MUFFIN.

Artistic loved and adored Muffin just like a father, well, he was her father. But her mother, Queen get your head out of the clouds shunned poor Coal Muffin into the dungeons. He was only ever released when a job was to be done around the kingdom.

[Samuel]

Archer Archer descended into the caves below the kingdom to burn Sir. Coal Muffin as he was ordered, when he found Sir. Coal Muffin's blood stained muffin! That could only mean something got to him. Archer Archer turned around to climb the ladder back up to the surface-when he heard a growl. He turned and stared into the darkness, face to face with...

[Gray Fox]

Sir Coal Muffin wrestling a giant Cave Mole!  Apparently the mole had begun to dig its way through one of the mine shafts carrying a bounty of coal with it, and Muffin certaintly wasn't going to let the mole get away with it!  Though losing his muffin in the first few seconds of the battle, Sir Coal Muffin managed to hold onto the beast as it made its escape blindly to the surface.  Coal Muffin, not knowing that Archer Archer was to send him to his doom, yelled to him to move out of the way and save himself.  When Archer Archer raisied his bow, Coal Muffin that it was to slay the beast, but that arrow was meant to seal his fate.  After the long wrestle with the beastly Cave Mole, Muffin's strength could hold it no longer, and by a stroke of luck, it hurtled into Archer Archer, deflecting the bowshot into the Cave Mole instead of Muffin, and making both Archer Archer and the Cave Mole plummet into the hole of the mine shaft!

Meanwhile, Princess Artistic was fretting her head off at the fate of her father, and Benjamin Biscuit Boy was recovering from his near fatal experiance.  Biscuit Boy had hatred in his eyes, that fool Archer Archer had pulled the last straw, he knew that the bullet could have killed him, and he was going to pay.  Rising up, shoving a few more biscuits down, Benjamin proclaimed with his mouth still half filled with food that he would help Princess Artistic, save her father, and do away with Archer Archer if it was the last thing he did!  Princess Artistic, looking at Benjamin with a blank expression, simply nodded to whatever it was the foolish boy was saying and went back about her business.  The reinvigorated Biscuit Boy now hurtled on towards the mineshaft with one thought on his mind, Revenge!  He would have been there in moments if it wasn't for...

[Samuel]

THE BBQ WARRIORS! They charged into town, shoving Benjamin aside as they demanded an audience with Queen get your head out of the clouds. Tapping their feet, they waited, and waited, and waited, until...

[LokiPanda1]

The ZOMGWTFBBQPLZ ninjas broke in and kidnapped Queen get your head out of the clouds. They soon got annoyed with her and leaving her in the middle of a forrest. Queen get your head out of the clouds wondered around for seconds before giving up.

THE BBQ WARRIORS shoved open Queen get your head out of the clouds door and saw that she was not there, and followed a trail of BBQ sauce into the forrest, in hopes of finding Queen get your head out of the clouds for an audience.

[Darkly Chaotic]

unfortunately THE BBQ WARRIORS were attacked by the ninja pirate zombie robots that haunted the forrest and were soon overpowered. THE BBQ WARRIORS were taken to the lair of the ninja pirate zombie robots and placed there to join the collective.

Sir. Coal Muffin walked up from the caves to find pandemonium throughout the city as they searched for queen get your head out of the clouds. Sir. Coal Muffin, using his muffin based intellect, guessed she would be in the forrest. so he walked into the forrest to find Queen get your head out of the clouds.

[Samuel]

He was joined by Princess Artistic and Benjamin Biscuitboy, and they fought through the legions of the ninja pirate zombie robots. Archer Archer had plans of his own, and he would have killed all three of them if it weren't for the...

[Woo]

group of Morriss Dancers who were passing that way at the time. Who would have expected such a thing? Well, apparently not Archer Archer, who was thrown uttely of guard at the sight of them.

[FlyingHat]

During that moment, a swarm of very angry hats had decapitated the whole lot of dancers, thus poking poor Archer Archer's sanity.

[Samuel]

Benjamin Biscuitboy gave his biscuits to the ZOMGWTFBBQPLZ Ninjas in return for Queen get your head out of the clouds, and said it was Sir Coal Muffin's idea. Sir Coal Muffin was spared the fate of being assassinated by Archer Archer, who did not know his services were now unneeded. So, Princess Artistic, Queen get your head out of the clouds, Sir Coal Muffin and Benjamin Biscuitboy headed back to the kingdom, where they found...

[Halowood]

a dollar

[Woo]

which was swiftly spent on toffee cakes and all manner of wonderful sweet things. Laughing and smiling, Sir Coal Muffin, Queen get your head out of the clouds, Princess Artistic and Benjamin Biscuitboy retourned to the Palace grounds, when they were confronted by...

[Samuel]

Archer Archer! With a quick barrage of arrows, he pierced Sir Coal Muffin!! Princess Artistic screamed in shock and horror, and Benjamin Biscuitboy drew his sword and promptly challenged Archer Archer to a duel! Queen get your head of the clouds shook her head, and that's when...

[Woo]

she threw her spair ink pots at Archer Archer. Archer Archer stood looking bemused and multicoloured, and Queen get your head out of the clouds told him that he didn't need to kill anyone anymore. in the meantime, sir Coal Muffin was writhing in agony on the floor and Princess Artistic was crying into a bucket.

[Samuel]

And then, ALIENS! Hundreds of flying saucers came up and abducted the kingdom's livestock as well as Queen get your head out of the clouds because they mistook her for a cow. The rest of the party stood watching in awe as they sped off to their moonbase.