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WELCOME! to McSpamington's, sponsored by Basher King and N00B in the Net. We are situated in a black hole/WebSlum hybrid, so we pull in many N00BS, Aliens, Robots, Phishers, and other anomalies. We also serve Toast, spam, Spam macs, spoffee, frozen spam icecream, ground up N00B Nuggets, newb meals, and shakes. but the shakes are made of bashers. To accommodate the customers, our booths turn into beds.
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Per me si va nella citta dolente,
per me si va nell eterno dolore,
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WeirdlyHero
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2008, 06:39:10 AM » |
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''Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! NEEDD THE BATHROOM! OUTTA THE WAAYYY!!!!!!'' Brandon yelled as he smashed through the McSpammingtons door, and ran straight to the bathroom.
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Gray Fox
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2008, 02:07:38 PM » |
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"NOT SO FAST YOUNG MAN!", said a booming voice with authority,"This bathroom has been CLOSED due to hygiene violations, you'll have to pee somewhere else. On that note, the black-suited man slapped a Health inspector's rating of F unto the bathroom door, sealing it to the public. "This entire place is a horrible mess! Its going to be a miracle if I don't close you down."
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2008, 07:40:30 PM » |
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"well, you'll never see daylight" said a dark voice, and out of a shadows, a black cloud engulfed the health inspector, "well, now that's taken care of, who ordered a Newb meal with N00B nuggets and Spartaque sauce?" yelled out the cashier at the counter.
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2008, 07:24:24 AM » |
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Brandon looked up at the counter, confused at the events that had just transpired in front of his eyes.
''Does this mean i can use the bathroom now?''
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2008, 06:44:28 PM » |
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"yes. yes it does" said a booming voice.
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Per me si va nella citta dolente,
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2008, 01:05:53 AM » |
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--Sometime later.--
''Ahhh...that's better...'' he mumbled with a calm, satisfied face.
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2008, 02:48:15 PM » |
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Just then, the health inspector, gagged and tired to a chair, burst out of the broom closet making muffled insults and threw himself at the cashier.
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Samuel
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2008, 10:40:00 AM » |
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**Suddenly Sam appeared!**
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**With that, he disappeared.**
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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2008, 01:50:37 PM » |
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The cashier opens a little sauce package, which he put o the health inspector. suddenly the sauce beame a familiar face,which then screamed "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!"
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Per me si va nella citta dolente,
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Samuel
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2008, 03:47:19 PM » |
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"Oh you get a real 'KICK' out of that stuff." **Sam laughed, and disappeared again.**
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WeirdlyHero
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« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2008, 05:37:12 AM » |
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 ''Dude...awesome sauce...''
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Gray Fox
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2008, 10:45:23 AM » |
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The health inspector quickly turned to the right and allowed the Spartan to kick his chairhead off, releasing the inspector from his bonds. Now free, the Health Inspector gave a well placed smack on the back of the Spartan's neck with his clipboard, causing him to fall to the ground unconcious, and then placed a check in Failed section of Employee Hospitality.
"Your restaurant is looking worse by the second, Sir. I do hope you have some redeemable qualities in this establishment, or the Agency will have to close you down... Permanently."
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Samuel
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2008, 02:37:01 PM » |
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"Right this way, then, sir." **Sam lead Gray Fox towards a strangely un-inhabited 5 by 5 section of tile, AND THEN HE SHOVED HIM IN! Oversized meals leapt upon the hapless health inspector...the sign over the tile square reads: SOVIET RUSSIA.**
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« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2008, 06:51:47 PM » |
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no one noticed the moody 13 year old clad in black and slumped in the corner of the room. not untill she sighed very loudly and dramaticly anyway. The waifish little creature looked to be pail blueish white, with long black hair and an array of metal bars through her lips, ears and nose. Glancing around with black rimmed eyes, the gothic creature of the night spoke up. "Keep it down bitches, I'm trying to feel DEAD here because none of you want me alive!" and with that, slumped forward face-first onto the table.
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