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« Reply #615 on: February 10, 2010, 10:04:11 AM »

You get an asshole!

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« Reply #616 on: February 10, 2010, 12:25:10 PM »

Maliciously, the envelope gives you a papercut as you open it. Finding this to be an ominous sign, you read the letter:

Der ugly.

Ur wak yo. Dun mess wit me no mor, else I fux u up dawg.

-Teh Evil Vending Machine of Doom

P.S. Dun luk in ur top dror.

You take this last part to mean that there is something unfriendly hidden in your dresser. You look behind you and see that the vending machine seems to be giggling.

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« Reply #617 on: February 10, 2010, 12:40:03 PM »

You get Grampa.


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« Reply #618 on: February 10, 2010, 02:55:19 PM »

Another letter falls from the machine. Avoiding any nonsense, you open the letter immediately.

Der uglyer,

Ur wakker yo. Wtf u doin cauzin a paradox? How u evn fit dem letrs in da coin slot anywy?

-Teh Evil Vending Machine of Doom

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« Reply #619 on: February 10, 2010, 05:45:14 PM »

You get space mobile.
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« Reply #620 on: February 10, 2010, 06:50:07 PM »

You get an aspirin to take care of your headache...

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« Reply #621 on: February 11, 2010, 08:09:07 AM »

You get Bruno Powers!

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« Reply #622 on: February 11, 2010, 08:14:29 AM »

You get a poorly formed innuendo.




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« Reply #623 on: February 11, 2010, 09:00:27 AM »

You receive Rattata!

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« Reply #624 on: February 11, 2010, 09:03:36 AM »

You get DON'T EVEN START THAT WITH ME.


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« Reply #625 on: February 11, 2010, 10:07:50 AM »

You receive my Mudkip!

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« Reply #626 on: February 11, 2010, 10:39:44 AM »

You get nothing. The baby Hitler falls through and into the coin return. Apparently the machine doesn't accept it.


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« Reply #627 on: February 17, 2010, 11:14:40 AM »

The machine eats your Engine. You receive nothing.


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« Reply #628 on: February 19, 2010, 04:10:04 AM »

You receive a crushed engine!

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« Reply #629 on: February 19, 2010, 08:25:53 AM »

You get a chaos emerald.
I steals it.

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