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« Reply #615 on: February 10, 2010, 10:04:11 AM » |
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You get an asshole!
*Inserts lettorz*
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 "I had a dream where I was king. I woke up, still king"
Yeah I wasn't about to let her come in here and keep that shit up. I like this forum.
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Relym
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« Reply #616 on: February 10, 2010, 12:25:10 PM » |
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Maliciously, the envelope gives you a papercut as you open it. Finding this to be an ominous sign, you read the letter:
Der ugly.
Ur wak yo. Dun mess wit me no mor, else I fux u up dawg.
-Teh Evil Vending Machine of Doom
P.S. Dun luk in ur top dror.
You take this last part to mean that there is something unfriendly hidden in your dresser. You look behind you and see that the vending machine seems to be giggling.
*inserts grammar*
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John and Mary had never met before, much like two hummingbirds who had also never met before.
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Halowood
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« Reply #617 on: February 10, 2010, 12:40:03 PM » |
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You get Grampa.
*reinserts letters*
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 "I had a dream where I was king. I woke up, still king"
Yeah I wasn't about to let her come in here and keep that shit up. I like this forum.
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Relym
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« Reply #618 on: February 10, 2010, 02:55:19 PM » |
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Another letter falls from the machine. Avoiding any nonsense, you open the letter immediately.
Der uglyer,
Ur wakker yo. Wtf u doin cauzin a paradox? How u evn fit dem letrs in da coin slot anywy?
-Teh Evil Vending Machine of Doom
*inserts time travel*
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John and Mary had never met before, much like two hummingbirds who had also never met before.
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Halowood
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« Reply #619 on: February 10, 2010, 05:45:14 PM » |
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You get space mobile. *Inserts a weeks worth of homework.
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 "I had a dream where I was king. I woke up, still king"
Yeah I wasn't about to let her come in here and keep that shit up. I like this forum.
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Nimnim
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« Reply #620 on: February 10, 2010, 06:50:07 PM » |
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You get an aspirin to take care of your headache...
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Per me si va nella citta dolente, per me si va nell eterno dolore, per me si va tra la perduta gente.
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Halowood
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« Reply #621 on: February 11, 2010, 08:09:07 AM » |
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You get Bruno Powers!
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 "I had a dream where I was king. I woke up, still king"
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Relym
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« Reply #622 on: February 11, 2010, 08:14:29 AM » |
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You get a poorly formed innuendo.
*inserts BABABA*
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Halowood
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« Reply #623 on: February 11, 2010, 09:00:27 AM » |
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You receive Rattata!
*inserts Mudkip*
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 "I had a dream where I was king. I woke up, still king"
Yeah I wasn't about to let her come in here and keep that shit up. I like this forum.
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Relym
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« Reply #624 on: February 11, 2010, 09:03:36 AM » |
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You get DON'T EVEN START THAT WITH ME.
*inserts slight crabbiness, and the astonishment of realizing "crabbiness" is a real word*
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Halowood
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« Reply #625 on: February 11, 2010, 10:07:50 AM » |
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You receive my Mudkip!
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 "I had a dream where I was king. I woke up, still king"
Yeah I wasn't about to let her come in here and keep that shit up. I like this forum.
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Relym
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« Reply #626 on: February 11, 2010, 10:39:44 AM » |
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You get nothing. The baby Hitler falls through and into the coin return. Apparently the machine doesn't accept it.
*inserts an engine*
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Halowood
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« Reply #627 on: February 17, 2010, 11:14:40 AM » |
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The machine eats your Engine. You receive nothing.
*Inserts Nothing*
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 "I had a dream where I was king. I woke up, still king"
Yeah I wasn't about to let her come in here and keep that shit up. I like this forum.
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laurajs
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« Reply #628 on: February 19, 2010, 04:10:04 AM » |
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You receive a crushed engine! *inserts Sonic Ring* 
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Halowood
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« Reply #629 on: February 19, 2010, 08:25:53 AM » |
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You get a chaos emerald. I steals it.
*Inserts a chaos emerald*
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 "I had a dream where I was king. I woke up, still king"
Yeah I wasn't about to let her come in here and keep that shit up. I like this forum.
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Brackenwood
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