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« Reply #630 on: February 19, 2010, 11:47:51 AM »

The machine rumbles, growling and tilting slightly on its legs. Thinking the machine is overloading with energy, you dive behind a nearby Bruce Willis, whose countenance is guaranteed protection from anything. You shut your eyes, waiting for the explosion, but nothing happens. You peek around Bruce's sexy knees and waiting in the slot is a smaller, less valuable emerald.


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« Reply #631 on: February 19, 2010, 04:54:39 PM »

You get stopping power.

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« Reply #632 on: February 20, 2010, 03:21:06 AM »

You Get PI Pie! With 3.14159265 Extra Ingredients!
 
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« Reply #633 on: February 20, 2010, 10:50:19 AM »

The machine glares at you maliciously.



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« Reply #634 on: February 20, 2010, 08:37:21 PM »

You get malicious intent!

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« Reply #635 on: February 21, 2010, 01:19:20 AM »

You get a cheat code that spawns a Chopper Gunner that fires Predator Missiles and provides UAV. But the game freezes and the game ends immediately. Oh, well.


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« Reply #636 on: February 21, 2010, 12:32:52 PM »

You get a Fang Gamepad.


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« Reply #637 on: February 22, 2010, 03:21:22 AM »

You get something I also have very little knowledge of.


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« Reply #638 on: February 22, 2010, 08:17:12 AM »

The machine asks you to insert something.


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« Reply #639 on: February 22, 2010, 01:48:52 PM »

You get a phone with no battery capacity.


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« Reply #640 on: February 22, 2010, 01:57:23 PM »

You now own Apple!

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« Reply #641 on: February 22, 2010, 02:08:27 PM »

The machine ghosts you ghosting me, and neither of us notice for over five minutes. You just got punked.



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« Reply #642 on: February 22, 2010, 02:18:00 PM »

you get Micheal Kelso's failed spelling test!
(that 70's show reference. partially.)

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« Reply #643 on: February 22, 2010, 02:28:50 PM »

You receive... whatever the hell goes along with a crab rangoon.


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« Reply #644 on: February 22, 2010, 04:15:49 PM »

You Realise how Kinky that sounds.

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