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« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2008, 11:52:54 AM »

you get the the death note, but realize that your name is written on the inside and die in an "accident" involving a roast beef sandwich, a rubber ducky and a plateosaur.

I wish for the best computer in the world.
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does it hurt when you do it? then don't do it.
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« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2008, 12:25:56 PM »

You get it but I smash it the minute you finish installing everything.


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« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2008, 01:03:23 PM »

you don't get your wish because you didn't wish.



I wish for an ugly girlfriend who's extremely deformed, sounds like a man, and is a cannibal.
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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2008, 03:43:30 PM »

Goddamn it wrong game.

Anyway...

You get Paris Hilton with AIDS.


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« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2008, 04:05:31 PM »

you get your wish, but it's taken away because someone hacked it and made a porn.



I wish for a terrible milkshake with aids.
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« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2008, 05:14:59 PM »

You get it but then everyone wants it and isn't terrible anymore.


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« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2008, 05:21:58 PM »

you end upwith soemthing not even satan himself would say.



I wiash for a wiasher
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« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2008, 08:31:51 AM »

You are a wiasher and therefore you wiash yourself.
But you allready have yourself so you get internet aids.

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« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2008, 10:04:29 AM »

You are granted perfect vision, but you have to pay $9.95 a month to continue your subscription to "Super-Optics Co."

I wish for skill at drawing and animating.
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« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2008, 10:19:06 AM »

you get your wish, but then your so good you never get left alone.

I wish for an undead minion.
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« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2008, 12:26:33 PM »

The minion feasts on your BRAINZ!!



I wish to insert a coin.
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« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2008, 12:42:20 PM »

coin gets stuck - medical attention is required

i wish for more wishes
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« Reply #27 on: November 10, 2008, 12:57:03 PM »

your first of more wishes ends up being accidentally wishing not to wish anymore.



I wish for a temporal paradox.
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« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2008, 07:44:48 PM »

You get the Grandfather Paradox.


I wish for more fitting underwear.
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« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2008, 08:10:48 PM »

oyuur underwear fits...for now anyway.....



I wish to meet the mythbusters.
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