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« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2009, 04:18:53 PM »

I was once cleaning my rooom, about 2 years ago, and felt something crawling on my back. I shrugged it off, because it went away as soon as I turned. I head something land in a pile of paper I had nelected to throw away.....it was a huge garden lizard. I kept it as a pet. it died last year.
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Per me si va nella citta dolente,
 per me si va nell eterno dolore,
per me si va tra la perduta gente.
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« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2009, 07:38:13 AM »

Sent to me in an email by one of my friends:




Edit: found a website it was on, so a link instead
http://mademelaugh.com/funny-words/0-to-200-in-6-seconds/
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« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2009, 01:44:04 PM »

In first grade, everyone was convinced that I had a learning disability. They weren't sure if it was A.D.D., mental retardation, or something else completely. My teacher suggested I be held back, my principal suggested I go to a different school, and Mrs. Saenz suggested that I take gifted testing.

Mrs. Saenz was the gifted teacher at the school, and very wise. Both my teacher and my principal thought she was mad, but I took the tests. Sure enough, I was above grade level. It surprised everyone, including me. Of course, I hated all this attention I was getting, but it sure beat getting held back.

My teacher still thought I should be held back, my mother was furious, and Mrs. Saenz still vouched for me. The next year, I was in second grade, and after about a month, I was raised to third grade. I should have been proud, I suppose, but as I said, I loathed having attention drawn to me, and when you skip a grade, that hardly goes unnoticed.

I'm still a year younger than everyone else in my grade, and I spent the next 4 years spending an hour each day in Mrs. Saenz's room with the rest of us. I met my best friend there, whom I am still best friends with to this day. I learned things in that classroom that I still have not forgotten.

Many tears were shed the day that Mrs. Saenz died, 3 years after I left the school. Without her, my life would be drastically worse. I owe her my grade, my friend, my education, and my rescue from the clutches of Mrs. Denton, my wretched first grade teacher. I have not one ill memory of her.
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John and Mary had never met before, much like two hummingbirds who had also never met before.
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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2009, 01:30:16 AM »

i just killed an ant...
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A diamond never feels precious.
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I saw this on *halowood*'s sig and i had to see the context... snowman just became a million times cooler and this forum that much more awesome 0.o

Yeah I wasn't about to let her come in here and keep that shit up. I like this forum.
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2010, 03:22:04 AM »

YAY FOR RANDOMNESS!!!!...and Rylem...thats sad! Are you just trying to get people to cry?!?!?!
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